DRINKING CARD GAMES ASSHOLE
How to play Asshole drinking games: It's a little bit similar
to Kings and Up and down the river.
This is a card game best played with at least 4 people and
1 deck of cards. The first hand is played to determine
ranks. President, vice president, secretary and asshole.
From there on out the president always goes first and can
make anyone drink for any reason at any time. Anyone
can make the asshole drink any time in this card game.
You must suck up to them and start drinking when they tell
you to. Also, anyone of higher rank can make anyone of
lower rank drink in the same way as the president. So the
secretary could make the asshole drink.
Play - The asshole always shuffles and deals in this
game. The entire deck is dealt out evenly to all players.
Drinking occurs If anyone touches or looks at their cards
before the president. The asshole must give the president
their best card and the president gets to give the asshole
their worst card. So this is one of those drinking games
where you need the power to win and boss people around.

- black 3's through Aces are what they are
The game starts with the president. Since the object of this drinking game is to get rid of your cards
you want to start with the lowest card, such as a 4 or a 5 because at the end it will be difficult to get
rid of them. The vice president is next and this card game is played very quickly. The vice must beat
the 4 by throwing a single card higher than that, on top of the 4 in the center. If the president throws
a 4 and the vice president matches the 4 it skips the next person (secretary). At any point, if you can
make 4 of a kind by throwing two 4's on top of the two on the pile DO IT! It's a social, where everyone
drinks and then the game starts with the person who threw the social. If someone throws a 4 you
CANNOT throw two 4's on it to make three total. You must either make the social or only throw one 4
to skip the next person.
When the cards start getting higher and you realize that you have nothing that beats the center
card, you can either throw a "clear card" or skip your turn and drink.
Some people play where the two left over black 3's are a social as well. Once everyone is out of
cards this part of the game is over and the asshole shuffles and deals again. If the someone is the
president 3 times in a row they get to make a rule (such as: everyone must drink lefty, or call
everyone by their last name, or no swearing) Anyone who breaks a rule must drink.